The Oh See

Can somebody please tell me what the hell is going on here?

Would you believe that there is a force out there, so great that it makes GROWN men weaken to the point where they actually start tp schedule outings around it? A force so great that it makes these same 'GROWN men' cry? Yes CRY!!


I personally never imagined suchan influence could ever exist, but alas my friends, i give you the O.C. - Orange County as it is lesser known. I mean come on! What the hell is so good about this rich kid fantasy land that makes it so appealing? I guess describing it as a rich kid fantasy land sorta answers that question, but still, the show has NO moral fibre & is totally sugar coated! The worst thing that happens, almost on a weekly basis is a stiff-moving, stick-insect cross chihuahua-reincarnate creature named Marissa, goes walkies & everyone in town looks for her sorry ass.

Im sorry guys, i just dont find this amusing.

We have Ryan, the Luke Perry (aka 'Dillain') rip-off, oh yeah, hes the bad-boy, the deviate with the tainted past, nobody messes with him. There's a sexed up plastic-looking 'MILF' (aka Marissa's mum), an old man who marries her and then theres Seth. Seth I can handle, me and him get along fine, I admit, he dresses well at times, but still the guy can be freakin annoying. And what kind of a name is 'Summer' anyway? Isn't that a porn-star alias? She acts almost as well as they do, they should have just named her 'Bang-Bang-Betty' - it would have been a tad more believable.


As per my friends' advice, I have tried to watch this show numerous times, each time I end up with the same sentiment, 'I would much rather be sticking skewers up between my toenails' - it would be much less excruciating!

American soapies suck. The closest comparison to this atrocity is Passions - even THAT is more believable than the O.C. I know people are going to sit there and scrutinise what I have said, but let me just put it like this: If you watch the O.C., I'm glad you have something to relate to the next time you're thikning about organising a wedding for your mum & her unbelievably rich, blackmailing father - If you're a guy & you watch the O.C. you should start contemplating a manicure, a facial mask also would not go astray.

Oh and before I finish up - What the hell is up with 'The O.C. Reloaded' - GIVE ME A BREAK! Im sorry channel 10, but you're going to have to wait till the next season is aired before you start repeating 'old' episodes that were new up until barely a week ago! This isn't a frikkin hired video that you just press 'repeat' on! Give us a break & bring back the old skool comedies - Married With Children is a much better 'Larf'.

Long story short - The O.C. is a pathetic attempt for blokes to try and latch onto their 'feminine side', the show sucks & you really need to find better things to do with your time. I can't think of a worse show, I mean, seriously, I would much rather be watching Beverly Hills 90210 re-runs than this crap, at least they had an excuse for being so damn rich!

Thats all.