Text Me Now!

The clock strikes 12 & you're still awake. For some odd reason you're watching random movies starring some old washed up celebs (like Chuck Norris), then theres the repetitious 'Adult' ads.

What the hell is up with the 'Sexy SMS' craze that seems to be sweeping the poor souls who have nothing better to do with their money? Wow, only $4 per 160 character message - BARGAIN!

Now I've never been one to par-take in such acts, but tell me who in their right, sane, mind would pay $4 for some stupid text? Pay me $4 and I'll write you something kinky, thats for damn sure! You're sposed to text the word 'SEXY' to some number that popped up on telly and some really hot velutuous babe is gonna reply with the 'hottest' most 'sizzling' text - PLEASE?! What could they possibly say in a text message that could turn someone on? For all you know there is most likely a computer sitting on the other end of the line replying with random messages.

I'd imagine it would go something like this...

Loser: SEXY
Hot Texter: I'm wearing fine silk pajamas
Loser: Wow, take them off :-)
Hot Texter: My loins have a yerning for you
Loser: Yeah? Can you take them off? ;-)
Hot Texter: Mayonaise is my choice, oooh, ahh :-*
Loser: What?
Hot Texter: How did you guess big boy!? Oooh Ahhh
Loser: Huh?
Hot Texter: I'm wearing fine silk pajamas

Total cost: 10 messages @ ONLY $4 each = $40 - What a bargain!

Seriously guys, what's this world coming to? 4 stinkin bucks for a few lousy letters on your mobile screen? This cannot be satisfying! Whoever's keepin these businesses out of bakruptcy needs to seek some serious help. There is NO value in this. You are losing no matter which way you want to look at it or try and justify it!!

Remember back to the days of the infamous 0055 lines? I mean they were only $3.95 per minute - now that was old skool value! None of this 160 character crap! At least you could hear a person on the other end - who cares if she was a tank!? With text you dont even know if its a woman!!

Well, it seems that as long as there is a loser out there desperate for some lovin' there'll always be some new disturbing way to get your jollies. Guys, get a life & save your wallet!

Thats all.